Wound Barely Festering

Wound Barely Festering

By Memes LOL | June 11, 2024

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Goose Comforted By Visions Of Long-Dead Relatives Beckoning It Into Jet Engine

Goose Comforted By Visions Of Long-Dead Relatives Beckoning It Into Jet Engine

By Memes LOL | June 11, 2024

SARASOTA, FL—As the sudden appearance of his ancestors drew the bird several feet closer to the Boeing 747’s turbine, local goose Chester Hanson was reportedly comforted Tuesday by visions of his long-dead relatives beckoning him into a jet engine. “Mom? Dad? Uncle Henry?” said the 3-year-old Canada goose, who…Read more…

Study Finds 80% Of Food Waste Result Of Half-Assed Chicken Wing Eating Technique

Study Finds 80% Of Food Waste Result Of Half-Assed Chicken Wing Eating Technique

By Memes LOL | June 11, 2024

ROCHESTER, MN—Concluding the lack of skill was responsible for nearly 50 million tons of meat being discarded across the nation each year, a new study released Tuesday by researchers at the University of Minnesota Rochester found that over 80% of food waste resulted from half-assed chicken wing eating techniques.…Read more…

Stalky Mountains

Stalky Mountains

By Memes LOL | June 10, 2024

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Caitlin Clark

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Caitlin Clark

By Memes LOL | June 10, 2024

Caitlin Clark, who rose to fame while playing basketball at the University of Iowa, recently became embroiled in controversy during her WNBA debut for the Indiana Fever. The Onion interviewed Clark about her basketball career, her $21 million Nike deal, and what it’s like being one of the most hotly debated female…Read more…

Study Finds Pile Still World’s Most Popular Stack

Study Finds Pile Still World’s Most Popular Stack

By Memes LOL | June 10, 2024

NEW YORK—Following a five-year, multimillion dollar effort that surveyed citizens across the globe, a Columbia University study published Monday found that the pile remains the world’s most popular stack. “Our findings suggest that due to its versatility, style, and ease of use, piles are still the preferred…Read more…

Landlord Prides Himself On Doing All Own Code Violations

Landlord Prides Himself On Doing All Own Code Violations

By Memes LOL | June 10, 2024

CHICAGO—Saying he had long ago developed the skills necessary to keep his rental properties one inspection away from being condemned, local landlord Bogdan Popescu told reporters Monday he prided himself on doing all his own code violations. “Why should I pay to hire a plumber or an electrician when I can install a…Read more…

God Laments Losing Only Son To Video Game Addiction

God Laments Losing Only Son To Video Game Addiction

By Memes LOL | June 10, 2024

THE HEAVENS—Describing the experience as among the most painful a father can go through, the Lord God Almighty opened up to reporters Monday about the struggle of losing His only son to video game addiction. “What really gets to Me is seeing this wonderful, bright, loving child lose His divine spark and spiral deeper…Read more…

Woman Claiming To Be Inspiration For ‘Baby Reindeer’ Character Sues For Defamation

By Memes LOL | June 10, 2024

A woman claiming to be the inspiration for the character Martha in the hit Netflix series Baby Reindeer, a drama about a Scottish writer Richard Gadd’s personal experience of being allegedly stalked, sued the company for defamation. What do you think?Read more…

Squatter Ready

Squatter Ready

By Memes LOL | June 10, 2024

Looks abandoned enough. Grab a sleeping bag and move right in.Read more…