Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Look Interested As Guy Explains Ultimate Frisbee Should Be Olympic Sport

Sex Ed Teacher Demonstrates How To Look Interested As Guy Explains Ultimate Frisbee Should Be Olympic Sport

By Memes LOL | May 23, 2024

ROCHESTER, MN—Aiming to equip her straight female students with the knowledge and skills necessary to develop healthy sexual relationships, local sex ed teacher Gina Reynaldo spent Thursday’s class demonstrating how to look interested as a guy explains in excruciating detail why Ultimate Frisbee should be an Olympic…Read more…

Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter Sues Company Attempting To Sell Graceland

Elvis Presley’s Granddaughter Sues Company Attempting To Sell Graceland

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

Elvis Presley’s granddaughter Riley Keough, who owns the Graceland estate, successfully blocked the auction of Elvis’s former home by the company Naussany Investments, which may have fraudulently initiated the foreclosure by claiming that Lisa Marie Presley used Graceland as collateral for a loan. What do you think? Read more…

Vet Charges $6,000 To Hand Over Gun And Say ‘You Know What You Have To Do’

Vet Charges $6,000 To Hand Over Gun And Say ‘You Know What You Have To Do’

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

TOLEDO, OH—Emphasizing that of all the options this was by far the cheapest, local vet James Easton charged a customer $6,000 Wednesday to hand over a gun and say, “You know what you have to do.” “I’m sorry about your dog, but this will be the easiest, fastest, and most painless way to get the job done,” said Easton…Read more…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JoJo Siwa

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JoJo Siwa

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

JoJo Siwa, a singer, dancer, and social media personality who rose to fame for her kid-focused music and partnership with Nickelodeon, has recently tried to break away from her family-friendly past and debut a more adult persona now that she is 21. But there have been growing pains associated with her new “bad girl”…Read more…

God Testing Out Potential New Commandment On Mice

God Testing Out Potential New Commandment On Mice

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

THE HEAVENS—In an effort to determine the efficacy of a divine law that may one day join those in His current Decalogue, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, told reporters Wednesday that He was testing out a potential new commandment on mice. “The phase 1 trial of this latest 11th-commandment candidate will be carried…Read more…

Disheveled Ben Affleck Sneaks In At Dawn Reeking Of Coffee After Spending All Night At 24-Hour Dunkin’

Disheveled Ben Affleck Sneaks In At Dawn Reeking Of Coffee After Spending All Night At 24-Hour Dunkin’

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Slowly pushing down the bedroom door handle in an attempt to enter without waking his wife, Jennifer Lopez, a disheveled-looking Ben Affleck reportedly sneaked in at dawn Wednesday reeking of coffee after he spent all night at a 24-hour Dunkin’ location. “And just where the hell have you been—oh, let…Read more…

Arlington National Cemetery Boosts Tourism By Adding Zipline

Arlington National Cemetery Boosts Tourism By Adding Zipline

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

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Microsoft’s AI Chatbot Will Remember Everything Users Do On Their Computers

Microsoft’s AI Chatbot Will Remember Everything Users Do On Their Computers

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

Microsoft revealed an updated version of their AI assistant Copilot, which will use generative technology to remember everything users do on their PCs and suggest things you might like to do next. What do you think?Read more…

Doomsday Bunker For One

Doomsday Bunker For One

By Memes LOL | May 22, 2024

Your wife said you were crazy, but who’s laughing now that you’re the only one in the family left and can live the rest of your life underground eating cans of expired beans?Read more…

Jake Paul’s Private Jet Struck By Lightning

Jake Paul’s Private Jet Struck By Lightning

By Memes LOL | May 21, 2024

After a press conference for his upcoming fight with Mike Tyson, Jake Paul posted a video to Instagram showing turbulence in his private jet and claiming that it had been struck by lightning. What do you think?Read more…