MLB Beginning To Suspect Pirates Just A Mob Front

MLB Beginning To Suspect Pirates Just A Mob Front

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

PITTSBURGH—Speculating as to how the listless franchise has still managed to stay open all these years, sources close to the MLB confirmed Friday that the league has begun to suspect the Pittsburgh Pirates are just a mob front. “It must be some kind of money-laundering operation, because they’re clearly doing the bare…Read more…

Lady Gaga, J. Lo To Perform At Biden Inauguration

Lady Gaga, J. Lo To Perform At Biden Inauguration

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

Lady Gaga will sing the national anthem and J. Lo will perform a musical number as part of next Wednesday’s inaugural ceremonies for President-Elect Joe Biden. What do you think? Read more…

U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills

U.S. Mint Introduces New Seven-Cent Coin To Bolster Citizens’ Math Skills

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

WASHINGTON—Explaining they were excited to “kick things up a notch,” officials from the U.S. Mint announced Friday a new seven-cent coin to bolster citizens’ math skills. “Let’s face it, we made it way too easy the first time,” said U.S. Mint Director David J. Ryder, who shared the bureau’s hopes that the new… Read more…

Nation Enters New Phase Of Vaccine Distribution Where Capricorns, Gymnasts, Childless Uncles Now Eligible For Inoculation

Nation Enters New Phase Of Vaccine Distribution Where Capricorns, Gymnasts, Childless Uncles Now Eligible For Inoculation

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

ATLANTA—Reviewing changes to the priorities for Covid-19 vaccine recipients, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention announced Friday that the nation was entering a new phase of vaccine distribution where Capricorns, gymnasts, and childless uncles were now eligible for inoculation. “If you are between the ages… Read more…

Wikipedia Turns 20

Wikipedia Turns 20

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

Wikipedia was launched Jan. 15, 2001, and the collaborative open encyclopedia has remained a top go-to website for information. The Onion looks back at the biggest moments in Wikipedia’s history on the site’s 20th anniversary. Read more…

AC Unit Propped Up By Bricks Dangling Precipitously From ISS Window

AC Unit Propped Up By Bricks Dangling Precipitously From ISS Window

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

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Animal Shelter’s Free Adoption Day Not Even That Good Of Deal

Animal Shelter’s Free Adoption Day Not Even That Good Of Deal

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

Hear why consumer advocates are warning that falling for this blatant con job could end up costing you hundreds in food and toys, as well as hours of your valuable free time. Read more…

Former Michigan Governor Charged In Flint Water Crisis

Former Michigan Governor Charged In Flint Water Crisis

By Memes LOL | January 15, 2021

Former Michigan governor Rick Snyder and members of his administration have been indicted on criminal charges for their role in the 2014 Flint water crisis that exposed residents in the predominantly Black city to lead, killing 12 and sickening dozens. What do you think? Read more…

Matt Gaetz Forced To Host Hundreds Of White Nationalists After Airbnb Pulls D.C. Listings

Matt Gaetz Forced To Host Hundreds Of White Nationalists After Airbnb Pulls D.C. Listings

By Memes LOL | January 14, 2021

WASHINGTON—As he rummaged through a closet to take stock of his extra sheets and towels, Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL) confirmed Thursday he had been forced to open his home to hundreds of white nationalists after Airbnb canceled all D.C. metro reservations for the week of the inauguration. “Sometimes when I’m hanging out… Read more…

Airbnb Blocks All D.C. Bookings Ahead Of Inauguration

Airbnb Blocks All D.C. Bookings Ahead Of Inauguration

By Memes LOL | January 14, 2021

In response to federal officials urging Americans not to travel to the Capitol following last Wednesday’s deadly riot, Airbnb announced they will cancel and block all reservations in Washington, D.C., during the week of President-Elect Biden’s inauguration. What do you think? Read more…