Millions Of Animals Migrating To North America Over Land Bridge Of Stalled Cargo Ships

Millions Of Animals Migrating To North America Over Land Bridge Of Stalled Cargo Ships

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

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House Votes To Hold Bannon In Contempt Of Congress

House Votes To Hold Bannon In Contempt Of Congress

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

The House of Representatives has voted to hold former Trump adviser Steve Bannon in congressional contempt for ignoring subpoenas related to the investigation into the January 6th insurrection, with the Justice Department now having to decide on the prosecution. What do you think? Read more…

Study: Majority Of Panic Attacks Involve Anxiety Person Knows Well

Study: Majority Of Panic Attacks Involve Anxiety Person Knows Well

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

BOSTON—In a major new study that examined the cases of more than 2,000 people of various ages and backgrounds, a paper published Friday in the Journal Of Behavioral Medicine found that the majority of panic attacks involved an anxiety the victim knew well. “In 92% of cases, sufferers were already acquainted with the… Read more…

Hint Of Sadness Detected Behind Jack-O’-Lantern’s Grin

Hint Of Sadness Detected Behind Jack-O’-Lantern’s Grin

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

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Everyday Benefits Of Ingesting Hallucinogens

Everyday Benefits Of Ingesting Hallucinogens

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

They’re always there, in every ripple of water and maze of branches, smiling and waiting, so you may as well know it. Read more…

Thrift Store’s Bookshelf Has Some Pretty Solid PS2 Games

Thrift Store’s Bookshelf Has Some Pretty Solid PS2 Games

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

PORTLAND, ME—Impressed by the wide range of genres and titles on display for Sony’s mid-aughts video games console, sources confirmed Friday that the bookshelf at local thrift store Gently Used has some pretty solid PlayStation 2 games. “Dynasty Warriors 2, Max Payne, a dust-covered copy of The Simpsons Hit & Run—… Read more…

Crypto-Averse Man Would Prefer Investing In Traditional Stock Market He Also Doesn’t Understand

Crypto-Averse Man Would Prefer Investing In Traditional Stock Market He Also Doesn’t Understand

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

FORT WORTH, TX—Dismissing the technology as a flash in the pan and doomed to fail, cryptocurrency-averse man Tim Blankenship told reporters Friday that he would prefer investing in a traditional stock market that he also doesn’t understand. “Call me old-fashioned, but I’d much rather trust my life savings with a more… Read more…

Details Of Biden’s Child Vaccination Plan

Details Of Biden’s Child Vaccination Plan

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

The White House on Wednesday unveiled its plan to give 28 million U.S. children vaccinations against Covid-19. The Onion looks at the key details of Biden’s child vaccination plan. Read more…

Fisher-Price Releasing Working Version Of Chatter Phone Pull Toy For Adults

Fisher-Price Releasing Working Version Of Chatter Phone Pull Toy For Adults

By Memes LOL | October 22, 2021

Fisher-Price will release a new version of its Chatter Telephone that can take real phone calls by connecting to a smartphone through Bluetooth, while keeping the original wobbly eyes, rotary dialer, and four wheels of the original 1961 child’s pull toy. What do you think? Read more…

Facebook Planning To Rebrand With New Name

By Memes LOL | October 21, 2021

Facebook is planning to change its company name next week to reflect its focus on building the metaverse, likely positioning the Facebook app as one of many products under a parent company, much like Google did with Alphabet in 2015. What do you think? Read more…