Joey Chestnut Banned From Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest

Joey Chestnut Banned From Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest

By Memes LOL | June 14, 2024

Sixteen-time champion competitive eater Joey Chestnut was banned from Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest by the event’s organizers after he signed an endorsement deal with Impossible Foods, a rival brand that makes plant-based hot dogs and other products. What do you think?Read more…

Justice QAnon Shaman Under Fire After Refusing To Recuse Himself From Jan. 6 Cases

Justice QAnon Shaman Under Fire After Refusing To Recuse Himself From Jan. 6 Cases

By Memes LOL | June 14, 2024

WASHINGTON—Denying that recent events in his personal life would in any way hamper his ability to judge impartially, Justice QAnon Shaman came under fire Friday for refusing to recuse himself from two Jan. 6-related cases. “Despite claims to the contrary, my involvement in storming the Capitol in support of Supreme…Read more…

Trump Family Takes Adorable Birthday Pictures Of Donald’s Face Covered In Cake

Trump Family Takes Adorable Birthday Pictures Of Donald’s Face Covered In Cake

By Memes LOL | June 14, 2024

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4 Russian Warships Arrive In Cuba

4 Russian Warships Arrive In Cuba

By Memes LOL | June 14, 2024

In a show of force amid tensions regarding Ukraine, Russia sent four warships, including a nuclear-powered submarine and frigate, to anchor in Havana Bay, 90 miles from Florida. What do you think?Read more…

Pregnant Belly Helps Grade Schooler Balance Weight Of 20-Pound Backpack

Pregnant Belly Helps Grade Schooler Balance Weight Of 20-Pound Backpack

By Memes LOL | June 14, 2024

EL PASO, TX—Recalling the difficulty she once had standing up straight as she carried her textbooks and supplies from class to class, local 11-year-old Mia Bridgemeyer told reporters Friday that her pregnant belly was really helping her balance the weight of her 20-pound backpack. “Before, I was always hunched over…Read more…

Pros And Cons Of Inviting Benjamin Netanyahu To Address Congress

Pros And Cons Of Inviting Benjamin Netanyahu To Address Congress

By Memes LOL | June 14, 2024

Following an invitation from congressional leaders in both parties, Benjamin Netanyahu has agreed to address U.S. lawmakers in Washington on July 24. The Onion presents the pros and cons of the controversial Israeli prime minister speaking before a joint session of Congress.Read more…

Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles

Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles

By Memes LOL | June 14, 2024

AUSTIN, TX—Crediting himself for the electric vehicle company’s latest innovation, CEO Elon Musk announced a plan Friday to add up-skirt cameras on all new Tesla vehicles. “There will be one interior camera mounted near the brake pedal in addition to several external up-skirt cameras to capture footage of…Read more…

BTS’s Jin To Hug 1,000 Fans Upon Return From Military Service

By Memes LOL | June 13, 2024

K-pop idol Jin of the group BTS has promised to embrace 1,000 fans in a three-hour-long hugging marathon upon his return from service in the South Korean army, which requires all able-bodied men to serve. What do you think?Read more…

Old Classmates Easily Pick Up Where In Swirly They Left Off

Old Classmates Easily Pick Up Where In Swirly They Left Off

By Memes LOL | June 13, 2024

DAYTON, OH—A wave of nostalgia and dirty toilet water rushing over them, old classmates attending a reunion at Belhaven High School easily picked up right in the swirly where they had left off, sources reported Wednesday. “Wow, it’s wild how we can come together after all these years and immediately get back into…Read more…

God Frustrated After Realizing Gates Of Heaven Too Narrow To Fit Couch Through

God Frustrated After Realizing Gates Of Heaven Too Narrow To Fit Couch Through

By Memes LOL | June 13, 2024

THE HEAVENS—Begging the deliverymen to stay while He figured something out, the Lord God Almighty cursed loudly Thursday after He reportedly realized the gates of heaven were not wide enough for His new couch to fit through. “Are you fucking kidding Me? Wayfair must have listed the dimensions wrong,” said God, the…Read more…