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Things To Never Say To A ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Fan
After a cheating scandal in their 10th season left viewers reeling, the cast members of reality show Vanderpump Rules reunited this week to air grievances, defend their decisions, and hopefully provide some sort of conclusion for their fans. Many longtime viewers have made up their minds and taken sides, and there are…Read more…
Read MoreWife Clearly Took Over Halfway Through ‘Thank You’ Card
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Read MoreUtah District Bans ‘Sex-Ridden’ Bibles In Schools
A suburban school district in Utah has banned the Bible in elementary and middle schools after a parent frustrated by efforts to ban materials from schools argued that some Bible verses were too vulgar or violent for younger children. What do you think?Read more…
Read MoreGently Tossed Football From Patrick Mahomes Tears Straight Through Biden’s Chest
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Read MoreFans React To Apple’s New VR Headset
After the tech company introduced the Apple Vision Pro, The Onion asked Apple fans what they thought about the new VR headset, and this is what they said.Read more…
Read MoreBee Fact: Did You Know?
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Read MoreExclusive Interview With Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been making headlines due to pushing anti-vaccine propaganda, conspiracies about health, and launching his presidential campaign. The Onion sits down with the fringe Democrat to discuss his political principles.Read more…
Read MoreChild Snatches Foul Ball Away From Adult Who Could’ve Really Used The Win
CINCINNATI—A heartrending scene unfolded at a Tuesday night baseball game between the Cincinnati Reds and Los Angeles Dodgers when a child reportedly snatched a foul ball away from an adult who could’ve really used the win. When the foul ball was hit into the stands during the sixth inning, it reportedly roused the…Read more…
Read MoreMan Who Went To Grocery Store Horny Leaves With Way Too Many Overripe Melons
GROVELAND, CA—Saying he knew he’d made a mistake the second he looked down at his shopping cart in the checkout line, local man Travis Fischer begrudgingly admitted to reporters Wednesday that he had purchased way too many overripe melons after going to the grocery store horny. “What was I thinking? Sure, I’m aroused…Read more…
Read MoreApple Launches VR Headset
Apple announced a mixed-reality headset called Apple Vision Pro that “seamlessly” blends the real and digital worlds, which will start at $3,499 and launch early next year beginning in the U.S market. What do you think?Read more…
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