Justin Bieber Sells Rights To Music Catalog For $200 Million

Justin Bieber Sells Rights To Music Catalog For $200 Million

Pop star Justin Bieber has sold the rights to his music to Blackstone-backed Hipgnosis Songs Capital for $200 million, making the 28-year-old “Baby” and “Love Yourself” artist one of the youngest superstars to cash in on his life’s work. What do you think? Read more…

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Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed

Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed

MEMPHIS, TN—In an attempt to quell public outrage over the upcoming release of body-cam footage showing the deadly beating of Tyre Nichols by five of its officers, the Memphis Police Department continued to urge calm Thursday in light of the unspeakable evil they had committed. “I understand that this heinous atrocity… Read more…

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Man Doing ‘Dry January’ Feels Like He’s Been Abusing Family Way Less

Man Doing ‘Dry January’ Feels Like He’s Been Abusing Family Way Less

WOOSTER, OH—Noting that the self-imposed period of sobriety had given him a new lease on life, local man Jeremy Thatcher told reporters Thursday that doing “Dry January” made him feel like he had been abusing his family way less. “Ever since I stopped drinking booze this month, I’ve noticed I’ve generally had way less… Read…

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