4 Russian Warships Arrive In Cuba

4 Russian Warships Arrive In Cuba

In a show of force amid tensions regarding Ukraine, Russia sent four warships, including a nuclear-powered submarine and frigate, to anchor in Havana Bay, 90 miles from Florida. What do you think?Read more…

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Pregnant Belly Helps Grade Schooler Balance Weight Of 20-Pound Backpack

Pregnant Belly Helps Grade Schooler Balance Weight Of 20-Pound Backpack

EL PASO, TX—Recalling the difficulty she once had standing up straight as she carried her textbooks and supplies from class to class, local 11-year-old Mia Bridgemeyer told reporters Friday that her pregnant belly was really helping her balance the weight of her 20-pound backpack. “Before, I was always hunched over…Read more…

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Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles

Tesla Announces Plan To Add Up-Skirt Cameras On All Vehicles

AUSTIN, TX—Crediting himself for the electric vehicle company’s latest innovation, CEO Elon Musk announced a plan Friday to add up-skirt cameras on all new Tesla vehicles. “There will be one interior camera mounted near the brake pedal in addition to several external up-skirt cameras to capture footage of…Read more…

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Old Classmates Easily Pick Up Where In Swirly They Left Off

Old Classmates Easily Pick Up Where In Swirly They Left Off

DAYTON, OH—A wave of nostalgia and dirty toilet water rushing over them, old classmates attending a reunion at Belhaven High School easily picked up right in the swirly where they had left off, sources reported Wednesday. “Wow, it’s wild how we can come together after all these years and immediately get back into…Read more…

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