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Florida Republicans Vote Against Hurricane Relief

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz and Florida Sen. Rick Scott voted against a resolution that would allow FEMA to use up to $15 million in the Disaster Relief Fund and provide financial assistance to Hurricane Ian victims in their state. What do you think? Read more…

Daily Affirmation: Stop Apologizing

Kim Kardashian Pays SEC Fine In Instagram Post Promoting SEC

CALABASAS, CA—Reaching a settlement to share one post and one story, Kim Kardashian reportedly paid her $1.26 million fine from the Securities and Exchange Commission Monday in an Instagram promotion for the agency. “Hey everyone, I just wanted to take a minute to talk to you about everything my friends at the SEC… Read more…

Man Who Shot Iraqi Civilian To Death In Front Of Family Given 10% Discount On Popcorn

Megan Thee Stallion Launches Website With Mental Health Resources For Fans

Rapper Megan Thee Stallion has launched a mental health resources website called Bad Bitches Have Bad Days Too that includes links to organizations, numbers for helplines, and ways fans can find nearby therapists. What do you think? Read more…

Things You Should Never Say To Your Amazon Alexa

If you own an Alexa, you’ve willingly allowed a tiny corporate spy to live in your home and record your every word. When you’re around one, here are the things you should never say. Read more…

‘Blonde’ Director Claims Film’s Graphic Sexual Violence Accurate Depiction Of Medieval Time Period

LOS ANGELES—In defense of Netflix’s new Marilyn Monroe biopic, Blonde director Andrew Dominik told reporters Monday the depiction of graphic sexual violence was necessary given the film’s medieval time period. “It wouldn’t be honest otherwise, considering Marilyn Monroe was a woman who lived in the 15th century,” said… Read more…

Man In Flat-Brimmed Cap Explains Company’s Mission Statement

School Budget Committee Votes To Eliminate 4th-Graders Entirely

BELLEVUE, WA—Calling the move “the best path forward” for the school as a whole, representatives for the Bellevue School District budget committee told reporters Monday that they had voted to eliminate fourth-graders entirely. “While we care for all of our students, we believe the school’s budget will be much… Read more…

McDonald’s Testing New Self-Ordering Kiosk That Cries When Customers Yell At It

CHICAGO—In an effort to streamline the abuse process, fast food behemoth McDonald’s confirmed Monday that it had started testing a new self-ordering kiosk that would cry when customers yelled at it. “We hope these new self-service kiosks will allow twice as many McDonald’s customers to go on ruthless power trips in… Read more…