Political Memes Archives

Supreme Court Casually Mentions Nation Now Divided Into Six Provinces Ruled By Conservative Justices

WASHINGTON—In a tangential footnote appended to its 6-3 decision in West Virginia v. Environmental Protection Agency, the Supreme Court casually declared Thursday that the nation had been divided into six provinces, each of which would be ruled by a Republican-appointed justice. “The court hereby decrees that the six… Read more…

Justice Breyer Officially Retires

Justice Stephen Breyer notified the White House that his retirement will be effective today at noon Eastern time, paving the way for Ketanji Brown Jackson to be sworn in as Supreme Court Justice on the conservative-majority court. What do you think? Read more…

Phil Mickelson: ‘Taking Money From The Saudis Leaves Less Money For The Next 9/11’

Elmo Receives Vasectomy In PSA On Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies

NEW YORK—In an effort to raise awareness of the medical procedure after the Supreme Court’s overturning of Roe v. Wade, Sesame Workshop released a public service announcement Thursday on preventing unwanted pregnancies that featured Elmo receiving a vasectomy. “There was a little pinch, but that was okay,” said Elmo,… Read more…

Amy Coney Barrett Worried Rest Of Feminist Book Club Mad At Her

WASHINGTON—Noting a palpable shift in the group’s attitude since the last time they met, Supreme Court justice Amy Coney Barrett expressed concern Thursday that the rest of the women in her feminist book club were mad at her about something. “Everyone keeps giving me the cold shoulder, and I can’t for the life of me……

Nude Justice Breyer Leaves Supreme Court After Turning In His Robes

Biggest Lies Americans Are Taught About The 4th Of July

While Independence Day can be a time of patriotic celebration, reports show many Americans still believe myths and outright lies about the origins of the national holiday. Here are the biggest lies Americans are taught about the Fourth of July. Read more…