Things To Never Say To A ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Fan

Things To Never Say To A ‘Vanderpump Rules’ Fan

After a cheating scandal in their 10th season left viewers reeling, the cast members of reality show Vanderpump Rules reunited this week to air grievances, defend their decisions, and hopefully provide some sort of conclusion for their fans. Many longtime viewers have made up their minds and taken sides, and there are…Read more…

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Utah District Bans ‘Sex-Ridden’ Bibles In Schools

Utah District Bans ‘Sex-Ridden’ Bibles In Schools

A suburban school district in Utah has banned the Bible in elementary and middle schools after a parent frustrated by efforts to ban materials from schools argued that some Bible verses were too vulgar or violent for younger children. What do you think?Read more…

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Exclusive Interview With Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Exclusive Interview With Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has been making headlines due to pushing anti-vaccine propaganda, conspiracies about health, and launching his presidential campaign. The Onion sits down with the fringe Democrat to discuss his political principles.Read more…

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Man Who Went To Grocery Store Horny Leaves With Way Too Many Overripe Melons

Man Who Went To Grocery Store Horny Leaves With Way Too Many Overripe Melons

GROVELAND, CA—Saying he knew he’d made a mistake the second he looked down at his shopping cart in the checkout line, local man Travis Fischer begrudgingly admitted to reporters Wednesday that he had purchased way too many overripe melons after going to the grocery store horny. “What was I thinking? Sure, I’m aroused…Read more…

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Apple Launches VR Headset

Apple Launches VR Headset

Apple announced a mixed-reality headset called Apple Vision Pro that “seamlessly” blends the real and digital worlds, which will start at $3,499 and launch early next year beginning in the U.S market. What do you think?Read more…

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