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What The Supreme Court Decision On Mifepristone Could Mean For Reproductive Health
Two years after overturning Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court is this week hearing arguments in a case that could curtail or eliminate nationwide access to mifepristone, commonly known as the abortion pill. Here are some of the things that could happen when the court eventually issues its decision.Read more…
Read MoreLackluster New Season Of ‘Chicago Fire’ Nothing But Characters Nonchalantly Responding To False Alarms
INDIANAPOLIS—Let down by the absence of spectacle and suspense she had come to expect from the show, longtime Chicago Fire fan Tina Berk told reporters Tuesday she was disappointed by the new season’s focus on nothing but the characters nonchalantly responding to false alarms. “So far it’s mostly been driving,” said…Read more…
Read MoreMan Not Sure What More He Must Do To Make Women He Flashes Love Him
NEW YORK—Sighing deeply as he closed his overcoat yet again and kicked in dismay at the scattered alleyway trash, local man Frank Pendrowski told reporters Tuesday he wasn’t sure what more he could possibly do to make women he flashes love him. “For years I’ve put myself out there, exposing my genitals to passersby,…Read more…
Read MoreWeight Watchers Announces They Went Totally Ham On Some Nachos Last Night And That’s Okay
NEW YORK—Issuing a public statement for immediate release, Weight Watchers announced they had gone totally ham on some nachos at approximately 10 p.m. Monday and that’s okay, they’re not going to beat themselves up over it. “Just so everyone knows, last night we absolutely housed a huge plate of nachos, they were…Read more…
Read MoreBiggest Compliments Trump Has Given To Putin
Donald Trump has heaped incredible amounts of praise onto Vladimir Putin, especially as both men attempt to undermine the credibility American democracy. The following are the biggest compliments Trump has paid to the Russian president.Read more…
Read MoreBoth Things Can Be True, Says Man Lying Twice
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Read MorePrince Andrew Claims Pedophilia Scandal Was Just Palace’s Attempt To Cover Up His Ongoing Battle With Cancer
LONDON—Saying the accusations made against him over the years were not just disgusting but patently false, Prince Andrew, Duke of York, told reporters Monday the scandal over his alleged pedophilia was just Buckingham Palace’s attempt to cover up his ongoing battle with cancer. “Sadly, rather than being honest about a…Read more…
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Read MoreWays Donald Trump Could Raise His $454 Million Bond
Today is the deadline for Donald Trump to pay his $454 million fine for fraud, and if he fails to meet his obligation, the New York attorney general could take action to seize his most prized possessions. Here are the ways financial experts say the presumptive Republican nominee could raise a half-billion dollars.Read more…
Read MoreMan Receives First Genetically Modified Pig Kidney Transplant
Doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital successfully transplanted the kidney of a genetically modified pig into a man suffering from end-stage kidney disease in a major milestone to alleviate the shortage of organs for people on the transplant waiting list. What do you think?Read more…
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