NASA Polishes Moon In Orbital Rock Tumbler

NASA Polishes Moon In Orbital Rock Tumbler

WASHINGTON—Marking the first time in history that humans have successfully smoothed away all the unsightly craters of a celestial body, NASA announced Thursday that it had polished the moon using an orbital rock tumbler. “Thanks to the tireless efforts of our scientists, technicians, and engineers, we have tumbled the…Read more…

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What To Know About Steve Bannon Potentially Going To Prison

What To Know About Steve Bannon Potentially Going To Prison

Steve Bannon has been ordered by a judge to report to prison by July 1 to serve a four-month sentence after he was convicted of acting in contempt of Congress. The Onion explains everything you need to know about the former Trump advisor and far-right figure potentially spending time behind bars.Read more…

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Birth Of White Buffalo In Yellowstone Fulfills Lakota Prophecy

Birth Of White Buffalo In Yellowstone Fulfills Lakota Prophecy

The birth of a rare white buffalo in Yellowstone National Park fulfilled a Lakota prophecy predicting better times and also a sign to protect the animals and the Earth, with Chief Arvol Looking Horse saying that “The birth of this calf is both a blessing and warning. We must do more.” What do you think?Read more…

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Study Finds Wild Elephants Call One Another By Name

According to a study published in Nature Ecology & Evolution that used machine learning of audio data to predict the intention of African elephant calls, elephants address one another by and respond to individual names, using unique rumbling sounds to call out across distances. What do you think?Read more…

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Petco Introduces New Automatic Dog Launcher

Petco Introduces New Automatic Dog Launcher

SAN DIEGO—Saying the product makes it possible to toss canines with greater ease than ever, Petco began sales this week of a new automatic dog launcher capable of throwing pets more than 30 feet through the air. “Our Flying Fur launcher takes the hard work out of flinging your dog across the yard, allowing you to…Read more…

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Rodeo Bull Escapes Into Crowd

A bull named Party Bus escaped the ring during a rodeo in Oregon, hopping the fence and charging into the crowd where it injured three people. What do you think?Read more…

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