Nation Begrudgingly Agrees To Learn Devin Booker’s Name

WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration at the prospect of adding yet another basketball player to their collective consciousness, the nation begrudgingly agreed Wednesday to learn Suns guard Devin Booker’s name. “Alright, alright I guess he’s good enough to start keeping tabs on, whatever,” said Elijah Forbes, echoing the… Read more…

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5th Ocean Added To World Map

The National Geographic Society has officially recognized the Southern Ocean, which surrounds Antarctica, as the world’s fifth ocean, marking the first time in over a century that the organization has redrawn the world’s oceanic maps. What do you think? Read more…

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Tide Introduces New Ink Pen For Creating Stains On The Go

CINCINNATI—Touting the compact and portable product as incredibly effective, Tide introduced a new ink pen Wednesday for creating stains on the go. “Say goodbye to pesky clean clothes with the all new Tide To Go Ink Pen, capable of creating stains in just seconds,” said Procter & Gamble CEO David Taylor, who touted… Read more…

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Highlights of E3 2021

Well, that’s a wrap for one of the most jaw-dropping, brain-melting events in gaming history. We’re still catching all our breath from all the great reveals and sneak-peaks, but here’s our wholly preliminary list of the highlights of E3 2021! Read more…

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