Political Memes

ARLINGTON, TX—Panicking at the realization that their personal reputations had been directly tied to the team’s dismal performance in recent years, several members of the New York Giants were reportedly horrified to learn before Sunday’s game that their uniforms have their names on the back. “Wait…so the millions of people watching on national television can […]
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Elon Musk was temporarily overtaken as the world’s richest person by Oracle cofounder Larry Ellison after the company’s stock surged $100 billion on AI-related cloud computing contracts. What do you think?
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WASHINGTON—Fulfilling his pledge to realign the mission of the White House kitchen with the vision of the Founding Fathers, President Donald Trump signed an executive order this week officially renaming the White House refrigerator the U.S. Department of Ham. “When Thomas Jefferson had the first ice house installed in 1801, the name Department of Ham […]
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Sombr, the artist behind hits “Undressed” and “Back To Friends,” won his first ever award at the 2025 MTV VMAs on Sunday. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the singer. Birthplace: Liminal space Age: However old Sufjan Stevens’ Illinois feels to you Genre: Alt-horny Hairstyle: The Muammar Gaddafi VMA Received: Most Recent […]
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Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent erupted at top housing finance official Bill Pulte during a private dinner, threatening to “punch [him] in [his] fucking face” after learning Pulte had allegedly bad-mouthed him to President Trump. What do you think?
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The 77th Primetime Emmy Awards will be broadcast on Sunday, Sept. 14. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this year’s most lauded TV series.  Adolescence Synopsis: A psychological drama about every parent’s worst nightmare: their child being British.  Nominations: Outstanding Depiction of Boys Being Boys, Outstanding Dramatic Performance—Bloke Most Memorable Moment This […]
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DESTIN, FL—In an expression of disgust and contempt for the scarlet, peeling crowd of beachgoers streaming past them, the vacationing Hoekstra family reportedly affirmed their viewpoint Monday that getting sunburned was a moral failing. “Some people just have no forethought, no discipline,” said Ellen Hoekstra, the family’s 48-year-old matriarch, who watched from her seat on a […]
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RACINE, WI—Saying the new product “attacks and intimidates pests right where they live,” popular insecticide brand Raid introduced its first-ever bug doxxing kit Tuesday. “Our complete doxxing system brings insect eradication into the 21st century by revealing the exact locations of termite mounds and ant colonies, a practice that encourages anonymous individuals on the internet to […]
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Freida Meeks, 90, died Sunday but will not be discovered by staff at her ramshackle nursing home for another three months.
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A study published in Nature Climate Change found that warmer temperatures drive Americans to consume more added sugar, especially from sodas and frozen treats. What do you think?
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