World’s First Wooden Satellite Launched Into Space

The world’s first wooden satellite was launched into space in an early test of using timber in lunar and Mars exploration, with scientists studying whether the material might help reduce the creation of space junk. What do you think?

“But what if it rains?”

Miles Hart, Unemployed

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“I fear the day beavers enter space.”

Charlotte DeFalco, Plant Salvager

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“An enormous breakthrough for Amish engineers.”

Josh Kinnard, Corporate Storyteller

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