What’s In Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill

President Donald Trump’s budget megabill is in the House of Representatives after being narrowly passed by the Senate. Here are the key items in “The One Big Beautiful Bill Act.”

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Funding for something called “The Facility.”

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Smaller, phone booth–sized detention boxes on every American street corner.

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Coupon for “buy two get one free” 12-packs of Coca-Cola products at ShopRite.

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A few new mean nicknames for Jeb Bush.

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A map of California inside a red circle with a cross through it.

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A glossy centerfold photo of a hot woman who is about to lose her health insurance.

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The end of treatment for those currently receiving CPR.

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Sen. Lisa Murkowski’s world-famous moose tracks ice cream recipe.

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Moderate cuts to Medicaid compared to what’s coming. 

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