What To Know About Zyn

Zyn, a brand of nicotine pouches, has surged in popularity, particularly among young men. Here is what you need to know about the product.

Q: How is Zyn different from other nicotine products?

A: Unlike cigarettes, you cannot swallow Zyn.

Q: Are there any health risks linked to Zyn?

A: Only if you like having gums.

Q: What’s cooler to say, ‘lip pillow’ or ‘upper decky?’

A: There are better ways to earn your new stepson’s respect.

Q: Why has Zyn become so popular?

A: More people are looking for a lung-disease-free way to damage their heart and brain.

Q: Can Zyn help people stop smoking?

A: It can help people start Zynning.

Q: Where can I purchase Zyn?

A: The third stall in the middle school bathroom.

Q: Should I let my teens use Zyn?

A: Who are you to deprive them of this small respite in a cruel and unforgiving world?