Trump Worried Day Working At McDonald’s Will Screw Up Taxes

WASHINGTON—Complaining that all the extra income would likely bump him up to a higher bracket, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday he was worried that the day he spent working at McDonald’s while on the campaign trail would screw up his taxes. “Last year, my taxes were perfect, but this 1099 is going to send my earnings through the roof,”  said the 45th and 47th president of the United States, adding that while he was accustomed to receiving significant refunds from the federal government, his paycheck from the fast food restaurant would likely throw everything off. “Sure, it was fun working the fryer and the drive-thru, but I’m not a full-time employee, so that self-employment tax is going to really screw me. And now I’m going to have to pay taxes in Pennsylvania. I should have just listened to my tax guy and taken cash.” At press time, reports confirmed Trump had opted to skip the hassle of filing his taxes and dissolve the IRS instead.

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