Trump Orders Reopening Of Alcatraz
President Donald Trump is directing the reopening and expansion of Alcatraz, the notorious former prison on a hard-to-reach California island off San Francisco that has been closed for more than 60 years. What do you think?
“There’s something so romantic about being a political prisoner by the water.”
Isabel Hassan, Sausage Spicer
“I’ll support any order that shuts down a museum.”
Zack McNeil, Snake Breeder
“But he’d be squandering its potential as an evil lair!”
Thomas Asciutto, Piñata Stuffer
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