Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks

A study published in the British Journal Of Sports Medicine found that short bursts of movement throughout the day, no matter how small, can help the heart, especially for women. What do you think?

Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks

“I’m knitting as intensely as I can, okay?”

Emma Tait, Soap Tester

Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks

“Typical hula hoop propaganda.”

Sam Ragsdale, Cheese Curder

Study: Few Bursts Of Vigorous Movement May Cut Women’s Heart Risks

“Bet those uppity marathon runners feel pretty dumb now.”

Bret Eckel, List Bulleter

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