Raccoon With Meth Pipe Found In Driver’s Seat Of Car

After stopping a vehicle whose owner had an active warrant and a suspended driver’s license, police in Ohio were surprised to discover a pet raccoon named Chewy with a meth pipe in its mouth. What do you think?

“No wonder raccoons stay up all night.”

Pedro Giago, Chapel Promoter

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“I hope Chewy was good to drive home.”

Ioana Katz, Grammar Innovator

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“I expect this sort of behavior out of a squirrel, but a raccoon?”

Jacob Liekki, Cactus Purchaser

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