North Korea Opens Beach Resort
North Korea is opening a beach resort that its leader Kim Jong-Un hopes will boost tourism in the secretive communist regime. What do you think?
“Why would I need the sun when I can bask in the majesty of the Supreme Leader?”
John Kamradt, Lampshade Craftsman
“Everyone has a beach body during a famine.”
Suzanne Mayberry, Weathervane Calibrator
“I’ll wait until they open a Margaritaville.”
Edward Majerus, Cola Bottler
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