How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly

Meta founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has made a major right-wing pivot, including adding Trump ally Dana White to the company’s board and agreeing to cohost an inauguration reception. Here are the other changes Zuckerberg is implementing to make the tech company more MAGA-friendly.

12,000% more AI-generated images of a muscular Elon Musk shaking hands with John Wayne

Lowering the age minimum on Facebook Dating to 9

Allowing open carry in the Meta food court

Banning immigrants from stealing Americans’ hard-earned Instagram likes

Letting Don Jr. join any expectant mothers Facebook group he wants, no questions asked

Adding two-way mirrors to all women’s bathrooms

More Instagram ads for tactical flashlights and divorce lawyers

Encouraging more diverse perspectives on which races are inferior

Restoring Confederate monuments that were taken down from Meta headquarters in 2021

The post How Mark Zuckerberg Is Making Meta More MAGA-Friendly appeared first on The Onion.