First U.S. Bird Flu Death Reported

The first person to have a severe case of H5N1 bird flu in the United States has died, with the patient, who was over 65 and reportedly had underlying medical conditions, being hospitalized after exposure to both a backyard flock of birds and to wild birds. What do you think?

First U.S. Bird Flu Death Reported

“What does this mean for me and my pigeon wife?”

Shawn Rivera, Fencing Purchaser

First U.S. Bird Flu Death Reported

“Don’t look at me–my parakeets have been masking.”

Dan Dillenbeck, Landmark Establisher

First U.S. Bird Flu Death Reported

“We need to immediately close our border with wherever birds come from.”

Tessa Stivers, Canvas Exporter

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