Australian Woman Convicted Of Triple Murder Using Poisonous Mushrooms
An Australian woman was found guilty of murdering three of her estranged husband’s relatives by serving them beef Wellington laced with death‑cap mushrooms. What do you think?
“Poisoning your in-laws is no reason to waste a perfectly good tenderloin.”
Theo Wong, Unemployed
“You gotta get creative living in a country with such strict gun laws.”
Paul Engel, Ascot Knotter
“That was my late husband’s favorite meal.”
Sarah York, Blurb Editor
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