March Madness By The Numbers

The 2025 NCAA Division I men’s and women’s basketball tournaments kick off next week. In honor of the season, The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind March Madness.

7: Opportunities for Cooper Flagg’s mom to embarrass him

15: Times per week your coworker who won the office pool last year says he doesn’t even follow basketball

68: Exotic birds killed to make Kim Mulkey’s outfits

1,000: Number of dollars that it couldn’t hurt to have some fun with

3: Suitemates pissed that Eric Dixon never washes his dishes 

10,000,000: Google searches for “Where is Gonzaga?”

738,000: Basketballs worn through during the tournament 

3: Steps that Duke player just took! You saw it!

1-800-522-4700: The National Problem Gambling Helpline

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