Revelations From Pope Francis’s New Memoir

Pope Francis has published his memoir, Hope, making him the first pope to publish an autobiography. Here are the biggest revelations from the new release: 

Became interested in Catholicism after getting possessed by the devil as a child

Began career as an executive assistant to the angel Gabriel

Crashed the popemobile into a 7-Eleven the first time he tried to drive it

Honestly gets pretty weirded out by adult converts

Has lip-synced dozens of homilies over a backing track

Regrets picking papal name Francis instead of much cooler name like Ryder

The best advice God ever gave him was “consider becoming the pope”

Shares his secret recipe for Hatch chile infused-communion wafers

Accidentally converted to Judaism in 2002

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