Top Russian General Killed By Bomb

Russian Lieutenant General Igor Kirillov, who was chief of Russia’s Nuclear, Biological and Chemical Protection Troops, was killed outside a Moscow apartment building when a bomb hidden in an electric scooter went off, with Ukraine taking credit in the most high-profile killing of its kind. What do you think?

“An unacceptable escalation by Bird.”

Joan Russell, Systems Analyst

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“Yeah, bombs’ll do that.”

Neil Carmickle, Goat Researcher

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“Wow, even the military isn’t safe in war.”

Travis Kunst, Collage Compiler

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