Kleptomaniac Cat Can’t Stop Stealing Things!

Monkey is a cat who has a rather "paws-itively" unique talent for bringing home the strangest treasures and loot. Monkey has brought home a Wetherspoons menu, a coffee sachet, and yes, even some KFC chicken. Monkey the kitty's got taste.. literally!

But owner Megan Christian hit the jackpot when her one-year-old feline thief came home with her most valuable loot yet—a winning scratch card! Megan's now £10 richer thanks to her hairy little burglar.

"When she brought home the scratch card, I just stood there like, 'Really? A winning scratch card?' I mean, what are the odds?" Megan said, probably wondering if her cat had developed a gambling habit.

"I’m so curious about where she finds this stuff," Megan added. "Every time she strolls back, I’m like, 'Oh great, what random object is she dragging in now?'"

A video of the quirky, mixed-breed cat from Penzance, Cornwall, shows Monkey confidently scaling the roof of her house, while Megan calls out, "Monkey, where have you been and what have you got this time?"

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Monkey's obsession with collecting started about six months ago with—wait for it—wall plugs! From there, she graduated to a child’s dummy and even a stuffed pickle, which Megan affectionately calls their "emotional support pickle." Because, of course, every home needs a pickle for emotional support, right?