8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast

In Denmark’s Bay of Aarhus, archaeologists have discovered an 8,500-year-old Stone Age settlement that has been preserved like a time capsule underwater. What do you think?

8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast

“Enjoy it now. It’ll all be condos and Citibanks by next year.”

Vivian Rentfro, Cart Pusher


8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast

“Makes you wonder what else water’s trying to hide.”

Esteban Gallardo, Van Detailer


8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast

“If they need a wet/dry vac vendor, my brother-in-law can cut them a deal.”

Garth Hamer, Trinket Appraiser

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