A Barbie joke extravaganza! We have put together a collection of the best Barbie jokes.
These playful and light-hearted Barbie jokes are sure to make you feel plastic fantastic.
Why aren’t Barbie dolls made of plastic anymore?
Because the Kardashian’s have used it all up.
Did you hear about the brand new Divorce Barbie from Mattel?
It comes with all of Ken’s accessories.
Barbie has been promoting unrealistic expectations of female bodies.
Women’s heads are actually much more difficult to put back on in real life.
What do you call a line of people waiting outside the toy store to buy Barbie dolls?
Did you hear about the Barbie that was excellent at swimming?
She was doll fin.
Did you hear about Ken’s brother that only had one arm?
He was known as Bro Ken.
Why does Barbie look so good despite being 63 years old?
What type of cue does Barbie use when she plays pool?
I couldn’t believe the line at the cinema to see the new Barbie film!
Largest Barbie queue I have ever seen.
Did you hear about the new army Barbie?
She specialises in plastic explosives.
I purchased my daughter some Barbie dolls dressed like they are from the 1600’s, but something is wrong with one of them.
I think he is baroque Ken.
I was looking forward to watching Margot Robbie in her new film but I ended up getting a burger instead.
It turns out I was in the wrong Barbie queue.
What kind of animal is Barbie?
A chicken, because she is the chick of Ken.
Why did Barbie go to a yoga retreat in Australia?
She heard about all the Ken gurus.
My son said that Barbies are not for boys.
I told him “they Ken be”.
Barbie and Ken are continually arguing over who will empty the dishwasher.
One day Ken says “Barbie, I have unloaded the dishwasher every day this week, can you PLEASE do it this once?”
Barbie replies “No Ken do”.