Longest Fart: Something To Actually Be Proud Of

Ah… the timeless art of the long fart, a symphony of hilarity that resonates through the annals of time and space. Being proud of your longest fart is as normal as wearing socks with sandals or pretending to understand the stock market.

One time I farted so long, I was surprised that my butt didn't have to stop and catch its breath. Right... and the greatest weakness?

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