Doctor, Drugs, and Dude: PaintsWithSmegma5
I’m not a doctor but I was working as a paramedic ata
music festival when we got called to a kid tripping on
who knows what. The guy had climbed to the top of a
portable generator stadium light. So he’s 20 feet in the
air, on a light pole staring into this blazing midnight sun
screaming "I’m a moth go into the flame". We had
several cops, firefighters and myself standing at the
base for 30 minutes discussing how to get him down
without killing him or us. The entire time a crowd of
people on drugs is surrounding us to see how it all
plays out. Do we get a ladder truck and try to coax him
down? What if he won’t go? Do we spay mace up
there? What if he falls? All of a sudden this greasy
looking janitor walks up, turns off power to the
generator, turns on his flashlight and aims it at the
mothman. Dude looks at the flashlight on the ground.
scambles down and follows it to the medical rent like a
5-2h
puppy about to get a snack. I’m embarrassed that none
of us thought about that.
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SpideySlap 2h
that guy partied hard back in the day
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olihoproh 2h
This wasn’t his first moth-man rodeo