Doctor, Drugs, and Dude: PaintsWithSmegma5 I’m not a doctor but I was working as a paramedic ata music festival when we got called to a kid tripping on who knows what. The guy had climbed to the top of a portable generator stadium light. So he’s 20 feet in the air, on a light pole staring into this blazing midnight sun screaming "I’m a moth go into the flame". We had several cops, firefighters and myself standing at the base for 30 minutes discussing how to get him down without killing him or us. The entire time a crowd of people on drugs is surrounding us to see how it all plays out. Do we get a ladder truck and try to coax him down? What if he won’t go? Do we spay mace up there? What if he falls? All of a sudden this greasy looking janitor walks up, turns off power to the generator, turns on his flashlight and aims it at the mothman. Dude looks at the flashlight on the ground. scambles down and follows it to the medical rent like a 5-2h puppy about to get a snack. I’m embarrassed that none of us thought about that. 22.3k Reply SpideySlap 2h that guy partied hard back in the day 9.7k olihoproh 2h This wasn’t his first moth-man rodeo

Doctor, Drugs, and Dude: PaintsWithSmegma5
 I'm not a doctor but I was working as a paramedic ata
 music festival when we got called to a kid tripping on
 who knows what. The guy had climbed to the top of a
 portable generator stadium light. So he's 20 feet in the
 air, on a light pole staring into this blazing midnight sun
 screaming